Dark ages
“Hope and change, not so much. More like hate and castrate.”
David Plouffe, Barack Obama’s campaign manager in 2008, predicts a brutal general election. New York Times
Love, actually
“Boyfriend prefers Trump. I’m single now.”
Sign at a Rubio rally in Oklahoma City
Lest we forget
“Can somebody attack me, please?”
Ben Carson pleads for attention during the Republican debate in Houston. He didn’t get it. The debate transcript sometimes read “Unintelligible yelling”
True Grit
“Ted Cruz is not my favourite by any means…But we may be in a position where we have to rally around Ted Cruz as the only way to stop Donald Trump. And I’m not so sure that would work.”
Lindsey Graham does not like his options. CBS
Potty humour
“Then he asked for a full length mirror. I don’t know why, because the podium only comes up to here…maybe to make sure his pants weren’t wet.”
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